A brief message for Anita

DO YOUR TAXES!!!!!

In which I conduct an experiment.

Penis penis penis.

lol.

A picture is worth 1000 cock jokes.

So, ordinarily, I don't really go in for religious paraphernalia, but..... there's something about this piece that speaks to me.

There are times when no cock joke can be as funny as reality

I have to admit that I struggled a little with this one .... Up until fairly recently, my blog hasn't been the kind that finds funny/quirky stuff on the internet and points it out to people. Largely because I'm just not very good at it, but also because I've come to realise that what people are really after when they visit my blog is, as often as not, a borderline non-sensical rant about some completely pointless issue. This means that when I do find something I'd like to link to I feel a duty to embellish it a little.... but in the case of a story titled Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital, well, what the cock is there to add?

I thought at first that I might just fill a post with single/double cock-entendre action ... but, well, I feel I've already kind of blown my load on that front. Possibly, I thought I might just give a blow by blow account of the story, but it's fair to say that there is something of a premature climax to any article which opens with the sentence:

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

I suppose I'll I'd like to add to this is that, given the seriousness of the issue:

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

I am appalled at the insensitivity of Kinshasa police chief Jean-Dieudonne Oleko:

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

Success!!!!!

It's high time I put my cock where my mouth is ....

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Rate My Testicles

Being not only a shameless google whore, but a shameless audience-satisfying tart open to whatever depraved request might come my way, I just thought I'd add this post. Ratings?

Rate my Ass

I'm perhaps a little bit more self-conscious about my ass, as I feel it is somewhat amusing in appearance. I'd really like to have compared it to other people's ass off the internet, but people seem remarkably coy in showing theirs to me. This has always struck me as particularly unfair given how amenable I've always been to let friends ride my ass whenever they feel like it (provided, of course, that my ass feels up to it). A surprising number of people claim that they don't have an ass at all, which I must admit has always struck me as odd. Anyways, above is a picture of my ass. I'd very much like to know what you think about it.

Rate My Cock

It is a little known fact that I am actually the proud owner of a rather large cock. After having such a lot of fun with it in the comfort of my own home, and boasting about it to friends and strangers at every opportunity, I thought maybe it was time to share its glory with the web community. I'd be very interested to hear your feedback.

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