I'm perhaps a little bit more self-conscious about my ass, as I feel it is somewhat amusing in appearance. I'd really like to have compared it to other people's ass off the internet, but people seem remarkably coy in showing theirs to me. This has always struck me as particularly unfair given how amenable I've always been to let friends ride my ass whenever they feel like it (provided, of course, that my ass feels up to it). A surprising number of people claim that they don't have an ass at all, which I must admit has always struck me as odd. Anyways, above is a picture of my ass. I'd very much like to know what you think about it.
Friday, January 18, 2008
Rate my Ass
I'm perhaps a little bit more self-conscious about my ass, as I feel it is somewhat amusing in appearance. I'd really like to have compared it to other people's ass off the internet, but people seem remarkably coy in showing theirs to me. This has always struck me as particularly unfair given how amenable I've always been to let friends ride my ass whenever they feel like it (provided, of course, that my ass feels up to it). A surprising number of people claim that they don't have an ass at all, which I must admit has always struck me as odd. Anyways, above is a picture of my ass. I'd very much like to know what you think about it.
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Your ass is hairy.
Wow, it's like Mrs Slocum on the internet... ;)
Yeah, but Mrs Slocum didn't have a big cock and a hairy ass, now, did she?
The photos don't show scale very well - they make it look as though your cock is as big as your ass.
I believe there's a series of ornithological websites that might interest you:
www.ratemyboobies.com
www.ratemytits.com
www.ratethesechicks.com
Hi Fitz,
your Ass is quite nice. I would like to see it from different angles though.
On another note. I am over here in Nepal and India (soon to go to China) and do I have some great Engrish photos for YOU!
One of my favourites is 'Fresh and Testy Food' and on the Menu is: Homus with Vage Salad. Oh when I get back...
Speaking of Nepal, and bad English, I relate an anecdote from my class the other day.
I had written up a number of definitions on the board, and the students had to find the words in the text that matched each definition.
Student: Threatening to do harm or evil - Buddhist.
Hmmmmm... and I thought ratemyboobies actually was going to be an ornithological website, and a good idea at that (I was going to do it, but I thought the joke would be getting a bit stale ..... also, matters of gender might intervene.) Also, it is an unusually large cock, Honk.
Leesa: I am waaay to self-conscious about my ass to show it from any but its best angle. And shit .... WTF?? why does my blogroll not link to engrish.com???? Must rectify.
I like to think that the student in question harbours a grudge against eastern religions. They meant what they wrote.
I rate it one this.
As awesome as that, Chris?
I'm touched.
I've finally had an irrelevant Google search!
england 1800's class
FITZ!
Sorry, "Anita"..... Wrong blog. Fitz is next door. But, since you're here.... maybe you'd like to talk about Jesus..... or maybe you could just rate my ass.
You steal my funny and claim it as your own.
Meanwhile, comment deleted... link me BABY!
And... your ass? 3 out of 10. Sorry.
I think that Uncle J Rod has funnier Googles than you.
Link.
Early days, yet Dave. Might I also just add the following to the list, though:
1) "hey andrew, myblogisanotherblog sucks balls. love martin"
2)"doc martin episodio shat happens"
3)"bound in cling film"
4) "happynew year mothers"
and
5) "mother fucker's day blog"
Uncle J Rod does set the bar high, though.....
I've been waiting (patiently) to see if you'd attempt a play on words with 'rate my testicles'... alas, nothing!
Some of the searches I've got recently
how to give 110% algebra
Martin's blog is sexually confusing
spectral manifold +basis learn -radial +
sex change goatee
picture of a straight line
I think the person searching for "picture of a straight line" is the most worrying. That's a real lack of imagination or ability to use a graphing program.
Hmmm... I wonder how "martin's blog is sexually confusing" got there........
Sex change goatee is pretty good. I'd be pleased with it.
I was thinking of doing a rate my sack, or rate my balls post, but I thought the joke was getting stale. Actually..... hang on.
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