Saturday, February 9, 2008

Success!!!!!

15 comments:

Ben said...

I'm sure that your picture will be a huge success. However the most interesting part of that screen shot is the "cock name" list. They are all very unimaginative, so I commend you on your "Foghorn Leghorn", it is definitely the best name there.

A special commendation for:
- "Uncut english love pump".

And a special "weirded-out" award for
- "dirtyhairy"

Ben said...

I noticed something else.

Andrew, did you spend any time at the link......

"Cock talk -> Philosophy" ?

Andrew said...

No...... but I wish I did .......

Andrew said...

Actually, "Cock Talk -> History" would probably have been interesting, too ....... I mean, do they refer to the history of cock talk, or the natural history of cock?

I'm at work at present, so this must sadly remain a mystery for now......

Andrew said...

Hmm .... there remains a further regret that I didn't find out what happens when you click on 'contact cockstoppers'.

Ben said...

cockstoppers or clockstoppers

BEST SEG-WAY (type thing) EVER!

Geoff said...

Wonder no longer Fitz.

Philosophy

"Considering the fact that the cock is the most critical link in our chain of survival, the variety of shapes, colors, sizes, characteristics, dispositions and responses found in this rudimentary tool are much greater than those shown in any other organ of the body. They were black, white, red, yellow, lavender, brown, warty, wrinkled, comely and silken, and they seemed, any like crowd of men on a street at closing time, to represent youth, age, victory, disaster, laughter and tears."

— from "Falconer" by John Cheever (1975)

Geoff said...

Also, since Dave is probably reluctant to comment on this post, I will have take on his role. Segway is that stupid motorized scooter thing. The word your looking for is segue.

Also Fitz, your cock isn't doing very well with the cock connoisseurs at ratemycock.com. Those idiots wouldn't know a cock if it ... (I'll let the reader finish that one).

Andrew said...

... ran up and pecked them, Geoff?

Actually, I think that the words Ben should really be looking for there would be "shameless plug".......

Ben said...

Andrew 'google whores'..... I 'Andrew whore'.

Andrew said...

I thought we agreed to keep such private business dealings to ourselves......

Ben said...

Geoff, because you picked up my ignorance you get my new Ben Stuffed Up trophy.

Ben said...

Andrew whoring...

here...here....here...here...and I got tired here....

Andrew said...

Yeah, I was wondering why my inbox filled up so quickly......

Gomez said...

just been to the site, and thought I'd share my responses...

Mary: ("admiring" Hermy) ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
James: (looking over at what made me laugh) My god! It could take your eye out.

And earlier (this time regarding top-rating Mister Happy)
Mary: Fuck me! But not with that thing!