I'm sure that your picture will be a huge success. However the most interesting part of that screen shot is the "cock name" list. They are all very unimaginative, so I commend you on your "Foghorn Leghorn", it is definitely the best name there.
A special commendation for: - "Uncut english love pump".
And a special "weirded-out" award for - "dirtyhairy"
Actually, "Cock Talk -> History" would probably have been interesting, too ....... I mean, do they refer to the history of cock talk, or the natural history of cock?
I'm at work at present, so this must sadly remain a mystery for now......
"Considering the fact that the cock is the most critical link in our chain of survival, the variety of shapes, colors, sizes, characteristics, dispositions and responses found in this rudimentary tool are much greater than those shown in any other organ of the body. They were black, white, red, yellow, lavender, brown, warty, wrinkled, comely and silken, and they seemed, any like crowd of men on a street at closing time, to represent youth, age, victory, disaster, laughter and tears."
Also, since Dave is probably reluctant to comment on this post, I will have take on his role. Segway is that stupid motorized scooter thing. The word your looking for is segue.
Also Fitz, your cock isn't doing very well with the cock connoisseurs at ratemycock.com. Those idiots wouldn't know a cock if it ... (I'll let the reader finish that one).
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I'm sure that your picture will be a huge success. However the most interesting part of that screen shot is the "cock name" list. They are all very unimaginative, so I commend you on your "Foghorn Leghorn", it is definitely the best name there.
A special commendation for:
- "Uncut english love pump".
And a special "weirded-out" award for
- "dirtyhairy"
I noticed something else.
Andrew, did you spend any time at the link......
"Cock talk -> Philosophy" ?
No...... but I wish I did .......
Actually, "Cock Talk -> History" would probably have been interesting, too ....... I mean, do they refer to the history of cock talk, or the natural history of cock?
I'm at work at present, so this must sadly remain a mystery for now......
Hmm .... there remains a further regret that I didn't find out what happens when you click on 'contact cockstoppers'.
cockstoppers or clockstoppers
BEST SEG-WAY (type thing) EVER!
Wonder no longer Fitz.
Philosophy
"Considering the fact that the cock is the most critical link in our chain of survival, the variety of shapes, colors, sizes, characteristics, dispositions and responses found in this rudimentary tool are much greater than those shown in any other organ of the body. They were black, white, red, yellow, lavender, brown, warty, wrinkled, comely and silken, and they seemed, any like crowd of men on a street at closing time, to represent youth, age, victory, disaster, laughter and tears."
— from "Falconer" by John Cheever (1975)
Also, since Dave is probably reluctant to comment on this post, I will have take on his role. Segway is that stupid motorized scooter thing. The word your looking for is segue.
Also Fitz, your cock isn't doing very well with the cock connoisseurs at ratemycock.com. Those idiots wouldn't know a cock if it ... (I'll let the reader finish that one).
... ran up and pecked them, Geoff?
Actually, I think that the words Ben should really be looking for there would be "shameless plug".......
Andrew 'google whores'..... I 'Andrew whore'.
I thought we agreed to keep such private business dealings to ourselves......
Geoff, because you picked up my ignorance you get my new Ben Stuffed Up trophy.
Andrew whoring...
here...here....here...here...and I got tired here....
Yeah, I was wondering why my inbox filled up so quickly......
just been to the site, and thought I'd share my responses...
Mary: ("admiring" Hermy) ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
James: (looking over at what made me laugh) My god! It could take your eye out.
And earlier (this time regarding top-rating Mister Happy)
Mary: Fuck me! But not with that thing!
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