It is a little known fact that I am actually the proud owner of a rather large cock. After having such a lot of fun with it in the comfort of my own home, and boasting about it to friends and strangers at every opportunity, I thought maybe it was time to share its glory with the web community. I'd be very interested to hear your feedback.
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While I'd really love to take credit for this one, it was ben's idea.
Just to clarify, the picture was my idea and the title. The disturbing text content is pure Andrew.
What's so disturbing? Just because I'm proud of my cock. It's nothing to be ashamed of, you know.
Mine's bigger.
It's an interesting post for the visually impaired....
(This is the only text to speech I could find. I faithfully captured what Andrew looks like at work.)
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It's not all about size, though, Martin. I know a lot of chicks would be a little over-awed by a cock that big. I know I am.
I heard some chicks like an inflatable cock.
By the way, doing an image search in google for "chicks" is a very bad idea especially at work. This is the type of thing I was looking for.
not to shabby. although I don't understand boys' need to parade their cocks around. are you really all that insecure?
you are probably wondering if it was the 'midget sex' or the 'goats on heat' that I googled to get here.... i know I would be if I was you...
...sadly it was neither, although i can pretend if it will make you happy.
It's not a matter of insecurity here, Helen. I've always been proud of my cock.... it's bold, it's brash, it's loud..... it's very good at waking me up in the morning. I just want everyone to see it. My desire to show my cock off to everybody has actually been socially awkward for me on occasion. I can just never tell when my cock is going to be out of place in a social situation.
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