Stupid lyrics

Some people reading this entry of Chris' blog saw a funny post. I saw a challenge along the same lines as such previous titanic battles as The saddest man on the internet and Which country has the worst national anthem.

Now, I lost both of the above contests. The first because I couldn't find the stomach to go on. The second because Chris managed to bag Australia's right from the outset. Will I win this one? Well, probably not ...... but I'd like to at least add the following two honourable mentions. Ahem.

1. Sex in the Kitchen by R. Kelly. I like this live performance. It speaks to me. What I like most about it is the point when he says "I'm just makin' some shit up .... we're gon' do a remix" bit. This brought me to the dread realisation that he wasn't just making shit up before that. That shit was written down. I have to credit him with some sophistication, though, because frankly the stuff that followed his 'you're going to have to read between the lines' request ... well, it went completely over my head.
2. Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life ..... about which there can be nothing to add.