Sunnydale was, of course, situated above the hell-mouth which, in a climactic final episode the high drama of which has yet to be equaled by any human endeavor, was finally sealed shut thus ending the woes of that fair dale. Australia, it seems dear reader, has a hell-mouth of its own2.
THIS GATE MUST BE SEALED!!!!!
If someone else could see their way clear to bringing all the explosives and shit, I'll provide the nibblys.
1This being due to the solid scripts and directing, and having nothing whatsoever to do with my wanting to bone Sarah Michelle Gellar. SCURRILOUS LIES!!!!!
2Damn it, Ben, if you're not going to put in that shameless plug this time .... I will.*
*Oh, wait.... you just re-plugged. Ah, well, in any case, this action allows for a new milestone on this blog .... a footnote to a footnote!!!
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Fellow blog readers, make sure you are prepared before succumbing to Andrew's rallying cry.
It's all to do with wanting to bone Alyson Hannigan.
Are you saying all bogans are really demons? Or is there some sort of bogan-dimension that our world is linked to?
If you're bringing the snacks, I'll bring the drinks.
A more disturbing thought is that Australia is that parallel dimension .... and the gate is where they leave....
It's because of people like you that this happens.
Not happy, Andrew!
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