Friday, January 11, 2008

On Why the Dentist is not Dead

My much-publicised1 vendetta against the dentist on the other side of the wall came, as some of you are aware, to an uneasy truce recently. This truce owed itself to the fact that the music seemed to have died down some time ago, which naturally made me very nervous that the tooth butcher in question was reading my blog. I was living daily in fear of his tracking down where I lived and giving me an involuntary root canal. It was a very trying time for me.

I have now realised the real reason for this decrease in volume. 

I have been leaving the loovers near the roof closed.

1 If you count this blog as heavy publicity, I guess....

7 comments:

David Barry said...

Hehe, loovers.

Ben said...

Did Google Analytics work?

Ben said...

I got it working. I have had a massive turn out for my blog.

zhalost said...

What the cock is a loover...?

David Barry said...

Not a standard spelling, which is why I was laughing at it.

Andrew said...

How would you spell it?

In any case, that online dictionary seemed to know what I was talking about, so bite me.

David Barry said...

Louvre. Or, if you're in the US, Louver.